Vekoma Unveils New Ride at IAAPA

Amusement ride manufacturer Vekoma unveiled its latest offerings this week at the convention for the International Association of Amusement Parks and Attractions (IAAPA). Running from November 20-23, this annual showcase of amusement parks and concessions takes place at Orlando�s Orange County Civic Center. IAAPA�s yearly convention is generally the largest of its type each year, and visitors are treated to a large array of new rides and offerings from all the major companies.

As always, the most scrutinized booth at the convention is the one for Dutch manufacturer Vekoma. Due to the company�s production of a long line of successful products, such as SLC�s, Boomerangs, Invertigos, and Flying Coasters, attendees are always eager to meet with Vekoma�s crack team of cruel, twisted scientists to view their new offerings to the world.

�We feared that we could never top the headbanging of the SLC, the nausea of the Flying Coaster, or the all-around�how shall we put it?�evil of the Boomerang,� said Vekoma mad scientist Dr. Herbert von Blauvelt. �But we sadistic denizens of Vekoma�s dark, underground, hidden lair have brought the citizens of Earth a new, more glorious, roller coaster that will make them weep with pain. Our time has come!�

Dramatically whipping aside a large pelt, von Blauvelt uncovered the latest Vekoma coaster, a prototype named �Der �berleistepf�nder." �Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!� screamed the scientist to the cheering crowds. �Notice the granite head restraints situated less than three inches to each side of the average rider�s head. There will be three feet of track shimmy to emphasize the cranial dislodgement�that�s our most fiendish amount of rattle yet! Then�get this�riders will be suspended below the track by a hard iron bar secured only around their stomachs. Oh, we�re so wicked, so wicked, so very wicked!�

Von Blauvelt also pointed out the unique special feature of the new coaster, a ball-peen hammer that sharply whacks the groinal area of passengers at 16 randomly determined times during the ride. �The agony will be exquisite,� said von Blauvelt, before dissolving into high-pitched giggling.

Reliable convention spies report to ARN&R that Six Flags has already purchased 5 of the new Vekoma devices, for distribution to Six Flags New England, Six Flags Marine World, Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom, Six Flags Fiesta Texas, and Wyandot Lake. Reputedly, the new coasters will all have the same name: �Groin Eraser.�

--JCK

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