Adult Coaster Enthusiasts Spend Hours Developing CPO Barbs

In an exclusive investigative report, ARN&R can report today that several Coasterbuzz forum participants, most of whom are generally functional adults, stayed up all night to come up with a snappy forum post in hopes that they would be acknowledged in this very publication.

�I�m totally dragging at work today,� commented CsTrLuvr232, 34, in a private e-mail. �But staying up all night will be worth it if my post insulting the Coaster Preservation Organization makes it onto ARN&R! Then, people will know that I�m important.� CsTrLuvr232, who works as a 911 operator, transferred three reports of heart attacks to animal control due to his exhaustion.

While coming up with a witty joke or comment was the primary task, using creative spelling and grammar to mock the group of 15-year-olds took the most time for these dedicated satirists.

�It was great, it was the penultimate of posts!� exclaimed frequent poster KosterNerdy, a 28-year-old systems administrator, of his remark that �these guys don�t know anything about the law, and there [sic] lunch money will never buy them a coaster.� When asked if he knew the actual definition of the word �penultimate,� he said �Duh � it�s one better than the best!�

When last checked, the American Heritage Dictionary defined penultimate as nothing even close to 'Nerdy's description.

--MMS

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