Patriot Organization Targets Six Flags

The John Birch Society recently issued a warning to readers of its magazine, The New American, citing Six Flags Theme Parks as "suspiciously Communist."

The author, Chad T. Johnson, describes a typical day at a SF Theme Park: �After giving away the right to freely come and go by paying admission, patrons are subjected to constant queueing, much like in Communist Russia.� The article goes on to speculate that the theme parks are �Communist Training Centers� that are being used to dull true Americans' senses and fool them into believing that a great reward (i.e., a roller coaster ride) awaits them at the end of the line. Johnson also makes note of the student work-exchange program at Six Flags parks, which he claims are �dominated by young people from the Eastern Bloc, in an obvious attempt to confuse Americans into thinking that Communist values go hand in hand with Bugs Bunny and �Great America.��

�Today, it�s funnel cakes � but tomorrow, these same people will be lining up for toilet paper!� said an anonymous member of the organization, known generally for its completely bat-sh*t insane members, interviewed at a local chapter near Appleton, Wisconsin. �Isn�t it disturbing that nearly 98% of US Citizens are within an eight hour drive from un-American activity such as this? Six Flags must be stopped!�

Gary Story, President and Chief Operating Officer for Six Flags, made this statement: �No Comment. Comrade.�

--MMS

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