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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Tuesday, August 26, 2003   Breaking News -- Huge Six Flags Profits For the first time in over a half-decade, Six Flags Theme Parks Inc. announced mindblowingly incredibly unbelievably huge profits, thrilling investors with visions of a future of constant and enormous... Oh, wait. Sorry. They lost metric assloads of money again. Didn't see that minus sign there. Move on. Nothing to see here. Posted at 11:45 AM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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