An Open Letter to Coaster Enthusiasts (from the Lemon Chill Guy)

Dear Coaster Enthusiasts:

I was right after all. Yeah, that was me � I told you that Hercules was coming down. You just rolled your eyes when I told you to ride it while you still could. See? I was right after all! I know that you didn�t believe me when I said that they were gonna taer [sic] it down, but what are you going to do now? Where�s your precious woodie now? Huh? Huh?

So next time that bitch Becky from Dippin� Dots starts chatting you up about some "tera tera tera" nonsense, remember that it was me, Dairrek - The Lemon Chill Guy, that told you about Hercules coming down in 2003.

In closing, I want you all to know that you can suck it.

Sincerely,


Dairrek Von Benld
Lemon Chill Guy
Dorney Park

--MMS/CSB

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