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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Monday, October 06, 2003   CoasterLand Coaster Inc. Coasters Inc. Wins Rare Honor There is little to be said about this site besides: Yikes. B_u_m8803@yahoo.com, we bow down in awe of your cretinous use of popup boxes and incredibly annoying music. And your completely nonalphabetical listing of states. [Ed. Note: One of our correspondents, with far too much time on his hands, points out that the listing is, helpfully enough, in the order that the states joined the Union. Thanks, Rain Man!] Congratulations, CoasterLand Coaster Inc. Coasters Inc., you're our Site O' the Weak! Addendum: One of our friends informed us that this site "made [her] lose the will to live." Posted at 10:53 AM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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