Flyer Purists Start an Anti-Tub Humping Campaign

At the annual gathering of tools and hicks known as PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, the flyer purists were out in storm, verbally assaulting and mocking other flyer participants known as �tub-humpers.�

When reached for comment from the depths of his mother�s basement, 34-year-old dungeon master and flyer purist Nathan Andrake said, �In recent years there has been an outbreak of this heinous activity. Not only is it unsafe, it also makes the pilots appear to be better than us, and we can not have that in this fast-paced world of flyer riding. This is not how flyers are meant to be enjoyed.� He then rolled his 87 sided die and cast �stupidity ++.�

To those unaware, �Tub Humping� is a way of physically rocking the flyer back and forth, causing for better and more frequent snaps, say experts.

When reached for comment an offender asked �Aren�t they that crappy �rock� band that sang that lame song back in the 90's? �I get knocked down but I get up again�...more like �I record one song and am never heard of again.��

When asked for a rebuttal Andrake fired a �Magic Missile.�

--MEC

[Editor's Note: I bet most of you didn't know that the trumpet tune sampled for that Tubthumper song was Jeremiah Clark's Trumpet Voluntary, did you? Now don't say you don't learn anything here at ARN&R.]

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