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Wednesday, November 12, 2003
 
ACE Nominates Chief Diversity Officer

In an effort to increase minority memberships, the ACE Executive Committee elected Sally Johnson to the position of Chief Diversity Officer. Sally, a coaster enthusiast and active ACE member, is well known for her popularity in the black community. �This is an important day for ACE,� said Carole Sanderson, CEO and High Priestess of the organization. �With Sally�s help, we hope to more accurately reflect the population of our country�s great theme parks.�

Sally came to ACE from Coasterbuzz, where she increased the African American population of members by 200%. �By getting two of my friends to create ID�s at Coasterbuzz.com, I really made a difference in their community,� said Sally in an exclusive interview with ARN&R. �It�s high time that African American coaster enthusiasts stand up and be counted, and I�m here to make sure that they are welcomed by ACE."

Johnson continued: "We are already getting noticed by setting up ACE recruitment booths at what enthusiasts and ACE members refer to as 'urban parks,' like Six Flags Great Adventure or Six Flags America. It is also important that we get actual African-Americans in the club, not white people who like to 'act black' like at Kennywood.�

--MMS

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