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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Monday, February 16, 2004   Celebrate the Love With ACN We've already got a couple of really good Sites O' the Weak lined up and ready to go, but we figured everyone would be really upset if we didn't celebrate Valentine's Day in some fashion. So, this week, join us in bathing and splashing around in the love with America Coasters Network, as they discuss their experiences, or lack thereof, during the holiday. You might well gag as one poster brags about how "the smooch smooch was totally awesome," and puzzle over the incomprehensibility of the post directly below it, but at least this thread does not feature any weepy, tacky, amateuristic poetry. Yet. Nonetheless, this thread is our Site O' the Weak. Happy Late Valentine's Day! --JCK Posted at 8:52 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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