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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Monday, March 15, 2004   Check Your Spelling Compared to some of the ludicrously awful Sites O' the Weak we've featured, SantaBarbara.com isn't really all that bad in general. However, we would be remiss in our duties if we didn't point out that people designing professional websites for use by a visitor's bureau of a major town should probably be able to spell "roller coasters" correctly. Or, if they are unable to do so, they should at least ask around or check a dictionary. The use of apostrophes, where necessary, is also recommended, whether the topic is Knott's Berry Farm or a park's claim. If you choose not to follow these simple rules, you could end up as the ARN&R Site O' the Weak. --JCK Posted at 11:03 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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