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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Monday, May 17, 2004   Join the Struggle Against ARN&R! ARN&R is proud to announce that it has formally joined the battle against, well, ARN&R, in two ways. First, we have formally signed the petition and urge you to do so as well. We can only hope that we will take our views seriously when we receive the petition with our signature on it. Second, we have provided you several opportunities to pay us money in exchange for products that urge others not to pay us money. Go to the shop and check 'em out! We've got a shirt, a trucker hat, and a badass sticker. Fight the power! Or at least buy a cheap sticker! Posted at 11:34 AM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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