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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Tuesday, June 01, 2004   Ferris Bueller's Day in Fan Fiction We had long thought that the domain of amusement park-related fan fiction began and ended entirely with our "bestest fan" Brittany Lynn Swanson, who created the ARN&R Fanfic Pleasure Village 2000, a previous Site O' the Weak winner. We were wrong. For our current Site O' the Weak, we alert you to A Shermer Christmas Carol, an endless story on a website devoted to the art and powerful majesty of John Hughes fan fiction. In this particular opus, Ferris Bueller and Cameron plan a visit to Walleyworld, thereby unknowingly mentioning amusement parks enough that the story qualifies for being insulted at ARN&R. It may or may not be, as the story's author hopes, "the ultimate John Hughes fan fiction," but at least it's our Site O' the Weak. --JCK Posted at 12:49 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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