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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Thursday, September 21, 2006   News Tidbits Valleyfair is doing our job for us: "For an American Coaster Enthusiast, riding Renegade is like lickin� butter off a knife (something that�s easy)." (We might have added "Though they won't be able to ride Renegade every day, like they lick butter off a knife every day.) Also, in what universe is this a fun fact? "The song 'Renegade' was a 1979 hit for American rock band Styx." It's really more of a reminder of a national embarrassment. Coming up next season, Sesame Place will, if there is a just God, introduce Elmo Xtreme, a 200-foot 4D steel coaster featuring blaring metal-rap Sesame Street song covers. --GP Posted at 10:56 AM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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