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One of these people is very happy. One is not.

Every time a bell rings, a roundish coaster enthusiast gets his wings!

Sorry to inform you that "Mister Donut" translates as "Pastry filled with feces"

"What do we want? BRAINS! When do we want them? BRAINS!"

"And then we sold this man a fifteen-year-old Walkman for $200 and told him it was the next-generation iPod!"

Okay, really, now you're just photoshopping in the same stupid pose in front of stock photography for each park.

Costumed worker at Japanese park on day TPR visits: Worst. Temp. Job. Ever.

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Hello, Japan! We will be annoying you for the next several days.

This is almost like interacting with another human.

More gravy, fewer noodles, please.

"Hey, we're in Japan! Let's, um, bowl! That should really expose us to new cultures!

"...and then let's go to Denny's!"

"I wonder if I could get an on-ride video of this drum..."

Why exactly would the photographer yell out "Act like utter morons, anyway?

...and dozens of Japanese commuters collapse from the smell at once

Dude, that's totally Spicoli in the middle.

It's so nice to be somewhere that's open to different, er, preferences

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Hard-Hitting Journalist Rather Proud of Transitions Sunglasses, Intense Journalistic Stare

Q. Why Don't Enthusiasts Get Dates? A. Here's a Start.

Hundreds of Enthusiasts Simultaneously Discover Working in Amusement Park Sucks, Fellow Employees Hate Them

Dickweed.

Six Flags Right In Touch With Hot Trends

Intamin Admits Maverick Designed by Ron Toomer with Bendy Wire Hangers; Says, "Computers are Expensive!"

Enthusiasts Practice Saying "Mas Tapas" Repeatedly

Gravy Futures Way, Way Up

Carowinds Employees Assimilated

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