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Thursday, January 22, 2009
Are You Ready? That's how long until the next Theme Park Review Friday update at RRC if it appears as the same time as last week. Update: OHMIGODOHMIGOD THEY POSTED EARLY!!!@!!!@! CHECK IT OUT PEEEPS!!!!!!!!1 And...go! Get yer typing fingers ready! Get yer insane asshattery prepared! --GP Posted at 10:49 PM | Link | 1 comment(s)
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
NYC: "Yes, We Would Like Coney Island to Look Just Like Your Mall." In a surprising announcement, the New York City government acknowledged today that it does, in fact, want Coney Island ultimately to look like your regional mall. "In particular, we are seeking to emulate that classic and intensely missed mall, the Northland Shopping Center of Jennings, Missouri. But with new and similarly generic stores." The press release continued: "Why have local and eclectic amusements, and historical buildings? Why have the original Nathan's? The answer is: No reason, when you can have a Gap, FYE, Abercrombie & Fitch, and, most critically, a One Potato Two and a Mrs. Fields Cookies." Construction on the expected thirteen Starbucks will start immediately. Additionally, the press release notes that all current Coney Island residents will be replaced by white people from South Dakota. --GP Posted at 10:08 AM | Link | 1 comment(s)
Royalty Comes Out in Full Force for Inauguration What's that? All those drama queens are actually just responding to a TPR thread? Huh. --GP Posted at 9:32 AM | Link | 1 comment(s)
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