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Thursday, March 05, 2009

Writing Our Acceptance Speech Already...

Looking forward to winning this award. Thanks in advance to our tens and tens of fans for nominating us repeatedly.

--GP

Posted at 11:04 AM | Link | 1 comment(s)

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